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Fargo Getting Positive Response From Students About Year-Round Schooling

Fargo, ND – Gone are the good old days of School’s Out For Summer! Students of all ages in the Fargo school system will soon have the pleasure of year-round schooling. School Board members are patting themselves on...

New Home Radar System Detects And Then Detains Package Stealers

Fargo, ND – A new home property protection system developed by a Fargo inventor will safely protect your delivered packages on your front door step until you get home. Dr. Nacci Hatchett’s system includes radar...

Shoplifter Sentenced To Twenty Years At The West Acres Mall

Fargo, ND – A chronic shoplifter who recently was caught stealing twenty items from the West Acres Mall has been given an unusual sentence for her crime. A creative judge has handed Hope Flirts a punishment of twenty...

Moorhead Man Who Claims To Be The Real Santa Detained For Questioning

Moorhead, MN – Authorities in the quirky town of Moorhead have detained a man claiming to be the real Santa. Investigators have a plan to hold the Santa Man until after Christmas to prove that either he is an impostor, or...

Lottery Winner On Way To Collect Jackpot Killed By Distracted Driver

Bismarck, ND – Ty Barich was excitedly on his way to collect his jackpot millions after repeatedly checking his winning lottery ticket with his pregnant wife. While crossing the street en route to the lottery headquarters,...

Moorhead Couple Spends Valentine’s Evening Together In Jail After Being Arrested For Disrespecting An Officer

Moorhead, MN – Trelga and Nevron Broomstad simply wanted to go eat out at one of Moorhead’s finer restaurants on Valentine’s Day and then perhaps head back home to snuggle and maybe watch some reruns of reruns...

Lyan Lochte Falsely Reports That Zika Caused His Hair Color Change

Lochte Lomond, CA – Ryan Lochte who first reported that his hair changed color after becoming infected with the Zika Virus now admits that he personally dyed his hair while drunk at a gas station bathroom in Rio. After sobering...

New Pizza Business To Specialize In Deliveries To Jails And Prisons

Bismarck, ND – A new pizza delivery company will soon be unlocking its doors in North Dakota. Prison Pizza Pros will specialize in hot deliveries to those who find themselves behind bars. All pizzas shall be of the...

Plans For New Clay County Jail Looking Quite Penal

Moorhead, MN – With the current jail having been built in the 1890s, Clay County Commissioners were excited to finally see plans for their new jail. Even though it will be a brand-new, state-of-the-art facility, architect...

Fargo Starts New Program To Help Juveniles Avoid Jail

Fargo, ND – With the upwardly mobile trend of crime in Fargo due to Global Fracking, a new program is being started to dissuade area youth from landing themselves in jail and prison. The program is called Incarcerational...