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Entire Family Goes Missing After Husband Dreams They Were All Kidnapped

Fargo, ND – In a case that might never be solved, an entire family has gone missing after the patriarch had a dream that his family had been kidnapped. Mr. Damian Flipp-Dyke, who reportedly reported the dream by calling...

Loud Michael Bolton Music To Be Used At Southern Border To Dissuade Illegal Entries

Rio Grande, TX – Border patrol enforcement officers will soon be using an effective new weapon in their fight against illegal immigration across the southern border of the United States. Very loud Michael Bolton songs have...

President Trump Orders Up Some Hurricanes To Dissuade Caravan Of Illegals

Mexico City – As part of Project Dissuasion, President Trump ordered up two hurricanes in an effort to prevent The Caravan from reaching the United States. Working in close conjunction with the National Hurricane Center,...

Fargo City Leaders Vote Yes To Seek Out Guatemalan Sister City

Fargo, ND – In a historic vote which passed almost unanimously, Fargo city commissioners collectively concurred on beginning the long and arduous process of finding a community in the exotic country of Guatemala that might...