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Johnnny Fargo, ND – In a case that might never be solved, an entire family has gone missing after the patriarch had a dream that his family had been kidnapped. Mr. Damian Flipp-Dyke, who reportedly reported the dream by calling...
January 18th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Hamstershire, UK – International researchers have likened workers who work a five day work week to hamsters running on a hamster wheel which is spinning much too quickly. “What we have seen, in our extensive research,...
Mapleton, ND—Who said you had to be asleep to live the American dream? That’s baloney! A small-town meth dealer from Mapleton, North Dakota who goes by the street name “Bizznatch” has taken his talents to...