Recipes For Success

Sign Up To Win A Chance To Host Cher In Your Fargo Home During The Nights Of Her Concert

Fargo, ND – As part of her Final Outreach Tour, Cher wants to stay in the home of some lucky Fargo family in April 2020! Sign up to win a chance to host Cher in your master bedroom during her two night stay in Fargo,...

Entire Family Goes Missing After Husband Dreams They Were All Kidnapped

Fargo, ND – In a case that might never be solved, an entire family has gone missing after the patriarch had a dream that his family had been kidnapped. Mr. Damian Flipp-Dyke, who reportedly reported the dream by calling...

FMO Considering Selling Prayer Pillows To Help Fund Reader Appreciation Parties

Fargo, ND – Your FM Observer understands the importance of saying a bedtime prayer each and every night before retiring to dreamland. In fact, we believe this has been a big reason why we’ve been so successful at...

Use Decorative Duct Tape To Help Your Partner Stop Snoring During The Holidays

Duck, NC – Are you looking for a smart solution to your partner’s snoring problem? Have all your other feeble attempts to get a good night sleep failed? Our very own Dr. Willy Nilly suggests using something that you...

Ambien User Somnambulates To X-Wife’s House To Ask For Nullification Of Divorce

Moorhead, MN – After taking more than the prescribed normal dosage of Ambien to help him fall asleep, Victor Rishikof walked in his sleep to the home of his ex-wife while only wearing a bath robe. Once there, Victor...

UND Offering Classes On How To Wake Up And Get Out Of Bed

Grand Forks, ND – The University of North Dakota has decided to offer special classes for its students on how to literally wake up and physically get out of bed. After noticing that a majority of students were not attending...

Local Man Who Dreamed He Was Flying Somehow Woke Up In Tokyo

Fargo, ND – A local Fargo man who crawled into bed in Fargo at around 11:00 PM on December 29th, somehow amazingly woke up in Tokyo, Japan the next day. Dave Cooperfeld of 243 Pinecone Place says he had a dream that night...

Replace Your Insomnia With 15 Possible Side Effects

Sleepy Eye, MN – Are you one of the millions of frustrated people who have trouble sleeping at night? Maybe you should consider doing what many other desperate insomniacs do. Perhaps you need to get hooked on Ambien. Most...