June 8th, 2020 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – On the advice of counsel (who part-times as a bouncer), the FM Observer has unanimously voted to begin tape recording all aspects of our entire corporate operation. We believe that this will help us: 1. be...
July 2nd, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – The home of Dr. Devito Petalcu was heavily damaged this past weekend when a hurricane-force gust knocked down a very large tree onto his family’s house. Not wanting to wait for help to arrive, the Petalcu...
April 20th, 2019 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – If a new couple has just moved into your neighborhood, within the first two weeks after they’ve arrived, you should definitely show up unannounced at their front door during normal visiting hours,...
December 5th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Duck, NC – Are you looking for a smart solution to your partner’s snoring problem? Have all your other feeble attempts to get a good night sleep failed? Our very own Dr. Willy Nilly suggests using something that you...