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Stevie Wonder Comes To Fargo To Do Some Snowmobiling
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Stevie Wonder Comes To Fargo To Do Some Snowmobiling

December 16th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – You may have recently heard a rumor that Stevie Wonder was coming to Fargo to go snowmobiling. Well, Mama, that ain’t no rumor! After Sir Elton John publicly offered Stevie Wonder the use of one of his...
Apple’s Smart Christmas iTree Is The Best New Thing For The Holidays Since Eggnog
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Apple’s Smart Christmas iTree Is The Best New Thing For The Holidays Since Eggnog

December 2nd, 2019 | by Johnnny
Apple Valley, CA – It was just a matter of time until Apple introduced their new Christmas iTree. Now, for your Christmas enjoyment, you can have a smart Christmas tree which, of course, comes with a Siri. This new...
Tree Toppled By Storm’s Strong Winds Damages Home Which Owner Fixes Using Only Duct Tape
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Tree Toppled By Storm’s Strong Winds Damages Home Which Owner Fixes Using Only Duct Tape

July 2nd, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The home of Dr. Devito Petalcu was heavily damaged this past weekend when a hurricane-force gust knocked down a very large tree onto his family’s house. Not wanting to wait for help to arrive, the Petalcu...
Controlled Burn That Got Out Of Control Now 50% Contained
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Controlled Burn That Got Out Of Control Now 50% Contained

May 7th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Burnstad, ND – Highly trained governmental environmental workers trying to do a controlled burn helplessly watched it suddenly get out of control when winds began to gust up out of nowhere. “Yeah, no, what began as...
Groups Of Homeless Living In Trees East Of Glyndon
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Groups Of Homeless Living In Trees East Of Glyndon

May 9th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Glyndon, MN – Even though you perhaps cannot see them from Highway 10 as you’re driving to/fro Detroit Lakes, they can certainly see you driving by. Many of the groups of trees visible from Highway 10 just East of...
April 30 Is National Chop-Down-Your-Neighbor’s-Tree Day
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April 30 Is National Chop-Down-Your-Neighbor’s-Tree Day

April 30th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Marked Tree, Arkansas – In the wake of yesterday being Arbor Day, today is our national day to chop down any neighborhood trees that you don’t like. Chop it down today and axe questions tomorrow. Trees have been shown...
Answer To Fargo’s Beaver Problem: Catapult Them Into Minnesota!
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Answer To Fargo’s Beaver Problem: Catapult Them Into Minnesota!

August 28th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After many possible solutions to Fargo’s beaver problem were reviewed, city authorities decided to relocate the tree-eating rodents by sending them flying into Minnesota via giant catapults....
Lumberjack Union Working With CDC To Stop Treebola
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Lumberjack Union Working With CDC To Stop Treebola

October 19th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Treetop, North Carolina – Lumberjacks all across the country are wasting no time in their frantic effort to chop down any and all trees suspected of having the dangerous Treebola Virus. According to the Center for Disease...