Recipes For Success

FMO Now Recording Everything On Cassette Tapes

West Fargo, ND – On the advice of counsel (who part-times as a bouncer), the FM Observer has unanimously voted to begin tape recording all aspects of our entire corporate operation. We believe that this will help us: 1. be...

Joaquin Phoenix’s “Cries Of Anguish” Wins The Oscar For Best Picture

Hollywood, CA – As expected, Joaquin Phoenix’s movie Cries Of Anguish won the Academy Award for Best Picture. Cries Of Anguish is a wonderful movie about cows being artificially inseminated. Then, the cow babies are...

Your FM Observer Is Humbled To Have Once Again Won Best Website Award

West Fargo, ND – The FM Observer, which began as a simple scribble on a soiled napkin in the dank basement of a defunct church, is so very proud and humbled to once again accept the most prestigious award for Best Website...

Here Is The Winner Of Our Annual Picture Of The Year Contest

West Fargo, ND – Amid mucho buzz and speculation, the winner of the FM Observer’s prestigious Picture Of The Year award was unveiled in the fabulous banquet room at our corporate headquarters. Mr. Tadd Wray of rural...

Win This 1968 Mercury Cougar By Entering Your Name At Our FMO Corporate Headquarters

West Fargo, ND – To celebrate the fact that the FM Observer has once again won the best website award in North Dakota, we are having a drawing for a brand new 1968 Mercury Cougar. This gem of a car is a two-door hardtop...

Motivational Speaker Marv Hoppler Coming To Fargo For Some Accelerated Sessions

Fargo, ND – The FM Observer is proud to announce that Marv Hoppler will be coming to Fargo soon to do what he is famous for: Motivational Speaking! Dr. Hoppler has won numerous awards as one of the best motivational...