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Xanax Fest Expected To Attract Tranquil Crowd
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Xanax Fest Expected To Attract Tranquil Crowd

July 27th, 2020 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – A new festival coming to the Red River Valley should appeal to anyone who enjoys a more sedate lifestyle. Xanax Fest was the brain child of Nira Vam and her super laid-back boyfriend UpJohn. Mellow music...
Your FM Observer Is Humbled To Have Once Again Won Best Website Award
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Your FM Observer Is Humbled To Have Once Again Won Best Website Award

January 3rd, 2020 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The FM Observer, which began as a simple scribble on a soiled napkin in the dank basement of a defunct church, is so very proud and humbled to once again accept the most prestigious award for Best Website...
Entire Family Goes Missing After Husband Dreams They Were All Kidnapped
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Entire Family Goes Missing After Husband Dreams They Were All Kidnapped

May 8th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In a case that might never be solved, an entire family has gone missing after the patriarch had a dream that his family had been kidnapped. Mr. Damian Flipp-Dyke, who reportedly reported the dream by calling...
Ambien User Somnambulates To X-Wife’s House To Ask For Nullification Of Divorce
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Ambien User Somnambulates To X-Wife’s House To Ask For Nullification Of Divorce

February 12th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – After taking more than the prescribed normal dosage of Ambien to help him fall asleep, Victor Rishikof walked in his sleep to the home of his ex-wife while only wearing a bath robe. Once there, Victor...
UND Offering Classes On How To Wake Up And Get Out Of Bed
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UND Offering Classes On How To Wake Up And Get Out Of Bed

February 3rd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Grand Forks, ND – The University of North Dakota has decided to offer special classes for its students on how to literally wake up and physically get out of bed. After noticing that a majority of students were not attending...
Area Man Sleepwalks Fargo Marathon
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Area Man Sleepwalks Fargo Marathon

May 10th, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—The annual Fargo Marathon was greeted with an unlikely participant this year as one area man haphazardly decided to not run, not jog, not walk but sleepwalk a portion of the route. Packy Backmelt, an apparent victim...