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UND Football Team Adds Moose As Running Back To Roster In Effort To Beat The Bison
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UND Football Team Adds Moose As Running Back To Roster In Effort To Beat The Bison

September 5th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Grand Forks, ND – In a last ditch effort to topple the NDSU Bison football team, the UND former Fighting Sioux have enlisted the help of an almost unstoppable running back. As you might expect, his name is Bullwinkle and...
House-Warming Gift Ideas For The West Fargo And Fargo Area
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House-Warming Gift Ideas For The West Fargo And Fargo Area

April 20th, 2019 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – If a new couple has just moved into your neighborhood, within the first two weeks after they’ve arrived, you should definitely show up unannounced at their front door during normal visiting hours,...
Man Raised By Buffalo Running For Congress
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Man Raised By Buffalo Running For Congress

August 24th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Buffalo, ND – After being raised by a large family of buffalo as a young child, a North Dakota man is ready to represent his state in Washington, DC. Joe Tatanka, who now wallows in the town of Buffalo, North Dakota,...
First 2017 Fargo Newborn Gets A Carson Wentz Tattoo
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First 2017 Fargo Newborn Gets A Carson Wentz Tattoo

January 1st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The first newborn baby to be born in Fargo after the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Eve was born to Erron and Martine Fenster of rural Fargo. The happy couple, who each have a number of tattoos, not only...
After Devastating Loss, NDSU Bison Football Program To Be Cancelled
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After Devastating Loss, NDSU Bison Football Program To Be Cancelled

December 17th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargodome, ND – Some thought the dream would just go on forever. People had already purchased tickets to Frisco, Texas to cheer on the NDSU Bison football team to win their sixth straight national championship, and that...
Bison Turf To Rise Again From The Ashes, Bigger And Better Than Ever!
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Bison Turf To Rise Again From The Ashes, Bigger And Better Than Ever!

July 23rd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – As the current chapter of the Bison Turf Bar changed from mass to energy (divided by the speed of light squared), the next chapter of its future was already beginning to rise from the ashes. As perdition’s...
NDSU Changing Its School Song To: We Are The Champions!
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NDSU Changing Its School Song To: We Are The Champions!

May 17th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Ever since the third verse of the NDSU Bison school song was found to have some “troubling” lyrics, the search has been on to pick a replacment song for “The Yellow and the Green” which...
Obama Names NDSU Bison Our National Football Team
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Obama Names NDSU Bison Our National Football Team

May 11th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Buffalo, NY – President Obama has graciously taken some time off his busy golf schedule to name the NDSU Bison our official national football team. Top spokesman for the president, Scheff Fleffly spoke on strict terms of...
North Dakota Unveils Its New State Flag
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North Dakota Unveils Its New State Flag

April 10th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – After the Fighting Sioux won their eighth national hockey championship, and with the fifth straight national title for the NDSU Bison football team, North Dakota has decided to change its state flag and...
Gamecocks No Match For NDSU Bison Thundering Herd
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Gamecocks No Match For NDSU Bison Thundering Herd

January 10th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Frisco, TX – A gamecock is a rooster that’s bred and trained for cockfighting. Unfortunately for Alabama’s Jacksonville State, Bison are buffalos that are bred and trained to stomp out gamecocks. After the NDSU...