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UND Football Team Adds Moose As Running Back To Roster In Effort To Beat The Bison

Grand Forks, ND – In a last ditch effort to topple the NDSU Bison football team, the UND former Fighting Sioux have enlisted the help of an almost unstoppable running back. As you might expect, his name is Bullwinkle and...

After Devastating Loss, NDSU Bison Football Program To Be Cancelled

Fargodome, ND – Some thought the dream would just go on forever. People had already purchased tickets to Frisco, Texas to cheer on the NDSU Bison football team to win their sixth straight national championship, and that...

Bison Turf To Rise Again From The Ashes, Bigger And Better Than Ever!

Fargo, ND – As the current chapter of the Bison Turf Bar changed from mass to energy (divided by the speed of light squared), the next chapter of its future was already beginning to rise from the ashes. As perdition’s...

NDSU Hires Hairy Potter As Professor Of Spells And Incantations

Fargo, ND – The FM Observer has confirmed while drinking from the grapevine that Hairy Potter has been hired by NDSU to be the school’s first-ever Professor of Spells and Incantations. FMO: How did you decide to take...

NDSU Changing Its School Song To: We Are The Champions!

Fargo, ND – Ever since the third verse of the NDSU Bison school song was found to have some “troubling” lyrics, the search has been on to pick a replacment song for “The Yellow and the Green” which...

Obama Names NDSU Bison Our National Football Team

Buffalo, NY – President Obama has graciously taken some time off his busy golf schedule to name the NDSU Bison our official national football team. Top spokesman for the president, Scheff Fleffly spoke on strict terms of...

Gamecocks No Match For NDSU Bison Thundering Herd

Frisco, TX – A gamecock is a rooster that’s bred and trained for cockfighting. Unfortunately for Alabama’s Jacksonville State, Bison are buffalos that are bred and trained to stomp out gamecocks. After the NDSU...

Binge Drinking OKed In Fargodome Suites During Football Games

Fargo, ND – The Good News: The decision has been made to finally allow binge drinking during Bison football games. The Bad News: Binge drinking will only be allowed in suites. So, if you’re not in a suite, all your...

NDSU To Offer Rock Balancing As Major Field Of Study

Fargo, ND – North Dakota State University is proud to announce that a major in Rock Balancing is being added to its fields of study. Canadian-born Professor Dr. Michael Grab who now headquarters out of Boulder, CO will...

New Police Video. NDSU linebacker Travis Beck Had Dirty Hands.

Fargo, ND – North Dakota State University star linebacker Travis Beck has been all over the news lately.  He recently had his aggravated assault charge dropped but a new video has surfaced. Police have obtained the...