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New Starbucks Bathroom Policy Welcomes All
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New Starbucks Bathroom Policy Welcomes All

April 20th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Seattle, WA – After undergoing some much needed racial sensitivity training, Starbucks Coffee has come up with a new bathroom policy for all its locations across the country. Starbucks new Open Door bathroom policy will let...
Obama Ninja Army Fighting Climate Change
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Obama Ninja Army Fighting Climate Change

February 17th, 2017 | by Nick
Chicago, IL – It is potentially alleged that in the smoldering wake of his White House tenure, former President Obama has been using covert operations to keep the cherished climate change initiative alive. Fake News has...
Obama First Family To Book A Room At Trump’s Turnberry Golf Resort
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Obama First Family To Book A Room At Trump’s Turnberry Golf Resort

June 27th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Ayrshire, Scotland – Brockobama, along with his first wife and first daughters, are The First Family to book a room at the newly refurbished Trump Turnberry golf resort, possibly the site of the British Open in the year...
Obama Names NDSU Bison Our National Football Team
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Obama Names NDSU Bison Our National Football Team

May 11th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Buffalo, NY – President Obama has graciously taken some time off his busy golf schedule to name the NDSU Bison our official national football team. Top spokesman for the president, Scheff Fleffly spoke on strict terms of...
Obama Threatens To Block Senate’s Block Of Supreme Court Justice Nominee
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Obama Threatens To Block Senate’s Block Of Supreme Court Justice Nominee

February 20th, 2016 | by Nick
Washington, DC – President Obama has vowed to find a qualified candidate to nominate for Supreme Court Justice. The speculation is that that candidate will be anti-anti-liberal. This does not sit well with the...
Who Should Obama Nominate As Supreme Court Justice? An FM Observer Investigative Report
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Who Should Obama Nominate As Supreme Court Justice? An FM Observer Investigative Report

February 16th, 2016 | by Nick
With the unfortunate passing of Justice Antonin Scalia, Obama is now met with another opportunity to nominate one respected, authoritative, experienced, judgmental individual to the United States Supreme Court. Who will he pick?...
President Changes Names Of Rocky Mountains, Alabama, And Hawaii
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President Changes Names Of Rocky Mountains, Alabama, And Hawaii

September 3rd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Denver, CO – After flying to Alaska to change the name of Mount McKinley to Denali (meaning “to get high”), President Obama flew to Denver to officially rename the Rocky Mountains. By executive order, the new...
Obama To Send All Republicans Into Outer Space
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Obama To Send All Republicans Into Outer Space

December 21st, 2014 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – With his growing unconstitutional powers, President Obama is planning on executing another of his executive memos. This time he is plotting to ask all top Republican leaders to take a “tour” of...
God: ObamaCare Disrupting My Plan
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God: ObamaCare Disrupting My Plan

June 13th, 2014 | by Nick
Heaven, Planet Earth—Since the 44th President of these United States invented a way for people who couldn’t afford or were denied health insurance benefits to affordably obtain health insurance benefits, the Great And...
One Millionth ObamaCare Signee To Receive Free Healthcare For Life
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One Millionth ObamaCare Signee To Receive Free Healthcare For Life

December 10th, 2013 | by Nick
Washington, DC—In an effort to bolster support for his controversial new healthcare system, President Obama announced today that the 1,000,000th Affordable Care Act registrar will be awarded free healthcare for life....