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OBAMACAR: If You Like Your Car, You Can Keep Your Car

Warshington, DC – President Obama’s new Affordable Car Act (or as many affectionately call it: ‘ObamaCar’) was secretly rammed through Congress by Democrats in the middle of the night, while...

Government Healthcare Bullies Americans Into Giant SNAFU

Warshington, DC – As the tentacles of Obamacare grow deeper into what’s left of the American Dream, citizens are being coerced into compliance with a most unpopular law. President Obama initially blamed the Obamacare...

Government Shutdown Leaves Police Department Short-Staffed

West Fargo, ND—Amidst a federal government shutdown which the GOP minority is pitifully and embarrassingly using as leverage to bully the Affordable Care Act’s initiatives/supporters into their corner, local police...

New Government Board Game: The Red Line

Washington, DC – The Obamadministration is mandating that all Americans will need to purchase a new government board game called “The Red Line”. It is, in part, designed to educate the American public about...

Obama To Take Over Leno’s Tonight Show

Burbank, CA – In a surprise move, NBC has announced that President Obama will take over for Jay Leno as host of the Tonight Show. Jimmy Fallon was slated to be the next host of the show but those plans have “gone out...

Romney Loses By Landslide. Walmart To Blame.

Washington, DC – The presidential election is finally over.  Obama wins by a landslide and will continue on being President of the United States for another 4 years.  However, new reports are coming in as to why Romney...