St. Paul, MN – A recently completed study for the state of Minnesota has made an astonishing discovery about the year 2100.
Minnesota scientists, working with NASA, have determined that the year 2100 in Earth Years is only about 82 years ahead of us in our communal future.
The Minnesota study was funded by a GoFundMe account which was created by Doctor Odem Fung who headed up this amazing study.
Dr. Fung in his own words: “Yes, we raised about $687 million via GoFundMe for this impotent study of which I am in charge.”
“We believe the results of the study will help Earthlings prepare for future concerns such as Global Cooling, the National Debt, Zika Virus, Male Gropers, and the Second Coming of Christ.”
Ironically, all the letters in Odem Fung can be re-arranged to spell: Go Fund Me!