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At Zeitgeist Funeral Home, We Put The “Fun” In Funerals!

West Fargo, ND – Gone are the days when funerals were melancholy, mournful, and morose. Zeitgeist Funeral Home believes funerals should be a fun celebration. Dr. Agustine Elefritz created Zeitgeist Funeral Home to put some...

Expensive Study Finds That Year 2100 Is Only About 82 Years Away

St. Paul, MN – A recently completed study for the state of Minnesota has made an astonishing discovery about the year 2100. Minnesota scientists, working with NASA, have determined that the year 2100 in Earth Years is only...

Husband Of Peanut Farmer’s Wife Driving Her Nuts

Nuttsville, Virginia – Murly Spanielson says her husband is to blame for her having gone completely nuts. Ironically, Sparky Spanielson, a nut farmer by trade, has said he pleads not guilty to all charges except for maybe...