Fargo, ND – Mr. Lonnie Clayhanger had just had the ultimate solution to the Global Climate Change problem suddenly dawn on him.
While he was then attempting to carefully walk across the street to jot it down at a Subway sandwich shop, Mr. Clayhanger was sadly hit by a driverless city bus.
Unfortunately for our entire global community, the accident has left Lonnie with acute, Level III amnesia.
As expected, the driver of the driverless bus has officially been cited for distracted driving by use of a smartphone.
Moral: Don’t cross the street to jot down your idea.
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