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FM Observer Fargo Moorhead Satire News and Entertainment

Fargo’s Winter Softball League Open For Sign-Up

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Have some fun by re-arranging all the letters in “Bitter Snowfall” to spell out: Winter Softball!

Fargo, ND – Organizers of Fargo’s Winter Softball League are seeking those who would brave the elements to do some recreating outdoors during months normally spent hibernating indoors.

Birton Westfall and Walston Filbert, who both grew up in Norway, are co-organizing Fargo’s Winter Softball League.

Birton Westfall says it is a wonderful chance to breathe the wild air and bring some beer to share. “Hopefully winter softball leagues will increase in popularity as Global Warming makes winters more bearable up here in North Dakota.”

Walston Filbert admits one does need to dress for success when playing in a winter softball league. “We remind players of the old Norwegian proverb: There’s no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing.”

They also like to point out that “Winter Softball” is simply another arrangement of the letters in “Bitter Snowfall”.

If you would like to bravely sign up for Fargo’s Winter Softball League, then boldly step up to the plate by calling or texting either Birton Westfall or Walston Filbert, whose names can both be re-arranged to spell: Winter Softball!

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Contributing writer since January, 2013. I've been described by myself as a piano-playing omnivore who hates typos but loves chocolate milk in his coffee. As a Life Coach, some lessons I like to pass onto others are: 1. don't stare at strangers, especially in jail, 2. don't leave fun to find fun, 3. never pet a burning dog, 4. don't eat more than you can lift, and 5. when in doubt, jot it down. Click on any picture in my posts to see them in their full glory. All have been tweaked with either PicMonkey.com or Pixlr.com/Express or Lunapic.com :o)

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This entry was posted in Recipes For Success and tagged baseball, cold, fargo, fun park, global warming, league, norwegian, sign up, slowpitch softball, snow, snowflakes, softball guy, winter on October 28, 2018 by Johnnny.

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Contributing writer since January, 2013. I've been described by myself as a piano-playing omnivore who hates typos but loves chocolate milk in his coffee. As a Life Coach, some lessons I like to pass onto others are: 1. don't stare at strangers, especially in jail, 2. don't leave fun to find fun, 3. never pet a burning dog, 4. don't eat more than you can lift, and 5. when in doubt, jot it down. Click on any picture in my posts to see them in their full glory. All have been tweaked with either PicMonkey.com or Pixlr.com/Express or Lunapic.com :o)

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