Recipes For Success

Top Ten Winter Words North Dakotans Are Getting Really Sick Of

Fargo, ND – Our FM Observer reporters fanned out across the region to knock on doors asking people what winter words they are getting most tired of hearing. After doing so, we then empirically compiled the comprehensive...

Tie-Dyed Wind Chill Map Warms Hearts Of Former Hippies

Grand Forks, ND – Some former hippies who now work for the National Weather Service believe one of their recent windchill maps hearkened back to tie-dyed shirts from days gone by. Buzz Marley, assistant climatologist since...

‘Polar Vortex Pizza’ Delivers Your Fully Cooked Pizza Completely Frozen

Fargo, ND – Not real stoked about going out into the arcticly crazy super-cold windchill temperatures for supper? Maybe you should just stay warm at home while ordering a pizza from Polar Vortex Pizza! Their pizzas are...

Fargo’s Winter Softball League Open For Sign-Up

Fargo, ND – Organizers of Fargo’s Winter Softball League are seeking those who would brave the elements to do some recreating outdoors during months normally spent hibernating indoors. Birton Westfall and Walston...

Fargo Man Arrested For Leaving Dog Outside Too Long

Fargo, ND – The good news is: that Mr. Dorf Gonez got a cute little new Shih Tzu puppy for his family as a Christmas present. The bad news is: that Mr. Dorf Gonez forgot that their new little Pixy was tied up outside while...

FM Observer Asks: How Fricking Cold Is It?

Fargo, North Dakota – It’s time once again for the FM Observer to shiveringly ask the proverbial question: How cold is it? So, how fricking cold is it? It’s so cold that polar bears are building their own...

Hundreds of Cars Said, “FUCK THIS SHIT” This Morning Leaving People With No Transportation

Fargo, ND – If Mondays were not bad enough, throw in some cold air and wind and you just stepped into the worst place on earth: Fargo. Forecasts last week that ranged from ‘God damn it’s cold’ to...