We guarantee your pizza will be completely frozen by the time you get it.
Fargo, ND – Not real stoked about going out into the arcticly crazy super-cold windchill temperatures for supper?
Maybe you should just stay warm at home while ordering a pizza from Polar Vortex Pizza!
Their pizzas are great, and fully cooked in perfectly hot ovens, and then quickly delivered rock-hard frozen solid to your front door.
The flash-freezing process take only seconds and locks in all the wonderful goodness of your Polar Vortex Pizza!
Some customer feedback: “Yeah, Polar Vortex Pizzas are great, but don’t plan on eating them right away.”
Yeti or not, here he comes!
Fargo, ND – Have you been wondering: Why is it so darn cold these days?
Answer: Yeti, the abominable snowman, has temporarily left the Arctic Circle long enough to hopefully find himself a mate.
Why now? Because this is the mating season of the abominable snowman, since our winter is actually his Spring.
Experts agree it’s no accident that the word climate is made up of the words: climb + mate.
Why Fargo? No one is quite sure but it’s believed that Yeti has gotten lucky here in the past.
Yetiologists believe that negative windchill factors are how Mr. Abominable attracts his mate. So, the stronger the attraction, the colder it feels.