Fargo, ND – Not real stoked about going out into the arcticly crazy super-cold windchill temperatures for supper?
Maybe you should just stay warm at home while ordering a pizza from Polar Vortex Pizza!
Their pizzas are great, and fully cooked in perfectly hot ovens, and then quickly delivered rock-hard frozen solid to your front door.
The flash-freezing process take only seconds and locks in all the wonderful goodness of your Polar Vortex Pizza!
Some customer feedback: “Yeah, Polar Vortex Pizzas are great, but don’t plan on eating them right away.”
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