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Fargo Woman Named ‘Siri’ Gets Asked A Lot Of Questions
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Fargo Woman Named ‘Siri’ Gets Asked A Lot Of Questions

November 10th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Siri Kittlaus, who’s been living in Fargo ever since she graduated from Concordia College, gets asked a lot of questions during a normal day. Siri, who originally grew up in Sweden, explained to us that as...
Weatherman Predicting Worst Winter Ever :(
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Weatherman Predicting Worst Winter Ever :(

October 12th, 2019 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The good news is that your FM Observer just hired one of the best weather forecasters in the business. The bad news is that our very own Dr. Noblin Glasgow is predicting the worst winter ever for our North...
Fargo ND Being Used As Test Site By Algore For Global Warming
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Fargo ND Being Used As Test Site By Algore For Global Warming

September 17th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – If you notice some major swings in temperature, humidity, and weather happenings around Fargo-Moorhead in the next few years, it will most likely be related to Algore. His new Climate Reality Project is being...
FMO’s Insurance Desk Now Offering Weekend Insurance!
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FMO’s Insurance Desk Now Offering Weekend Insurance!

June 22nd, 2019 | by Johnnny
Eastern West Fargo, Southeastern North Dakota – Yes folks, you read it right! FM Observer (which shall be referred to as FMO, or The Company) has now directed our FMO Insurance Desk to offer our readers Weekend Insurance!...
Tie-Dyed Wind Chill Map Warms Hearts Of Former Hippies
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Tie-Dyed Wind Chill Map Warms Hearts Of Former Hippies

February 8th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Grand Forks, ND – Some former hippies who now work for the National Weather Service believe one of their recent windchill maps hearkened back to tie-dyed shirts from days gone by. Buzz Marley, assistant climatologist since...
Fargo Couple Plans Outdoor Wedding During Blizzard
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Fargo Couple Plans Outdoor Wedding During Blizzard

December 26th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Back on a beautiful day in September, during the initial planning phase of their rather large wedding ceremony, it seemed like such a great idea to have an outdoor wedding on the Thursday right after Christmas....
Winter Snow Predictions Now Called ‘Flake News’
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Winter Snow Predictions Now Called ‘Flake News’

December 4th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – National weather experts will now be referring to any and all snowfall predictions in the future as Flake News in order to keep up with the changing times and tweets. The most recent example of Flake News for...
Area Drought Being Blamed On Dry Conditions And ‘Global Drying’
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Area Drought Being Blamed On Dry Conditions And ‘Global Drying’

June 26th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Our new staff droutologist Dr. Rod Guth has just issued his final report on the area drought. Rod believes that short-term dry conditions coupled with the long-term Global Drying are the two main reasons...
National Weatherman Walk-Out Threatens Nation
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National Weatherman Walk-Out Threatens Nation

April 25th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Weatherly, Pennsylvania – Our nation now faces the threat of having no weather forecasting for the foreseeable future thanks to Meteorologist Union Of Brotherhood Workers #2127, who is threatening a strike at midnight...
Painfully Normal Guy Discovered Living In Los Angeles
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Painfully Normal Guy Discovered Living In Los Angeles

May 15th, 2013 | by Nick
Los Angeles, CA—SoCal. L.A. Paradise City. The coolest city with the coolest people with the best weather. You gotta be a badass, actor, musician, beautiful person or an otherwise famous celebrity to live there…or so we...