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Weatherman Predicting Worst Winter Ever :(

West Fargo, ND – The good news is that your FM Observer just hired one of the best weather forecasters in the business. The bad news is that our very own Dr. Noblin Glasgow is predicting the worst winter ever for our North...

United States government closing Florida border permanently

Washington, DC – With the George Zimmerman verdict serving as the straw that broke the camel’s back, the government of our fair nation has decided to (finally) close Florida’s border off from the rest of the...