Compared to the worst winters ever, this coming winter will top the charts.
West Fargo, ND – The good news is that your FM Observer just hired one of the best weather forecasters in the business.
The bad news is that our very own Dr. Noblin Glasgow is predicting the worst winter ever for our North Central region of the country.
Unfortunately, what we are hearing from Dr. Glasgow is that this coming winter will far exceed any of the previous worst winters on record.
“I am very sorry to say that this winter will make the winters of 1888, 1920, 1941, 1966, and 1997 look like birthday parties at a country club,” explains Dr. Noblin Glasgow while smoking a cigar amongst his stacks of scientific data.
Obviously, in light of this unsettling information, locals are calmly advised to stock up on all the usuals: candles, shovels, Doritos, and beer.
Interestingly, all the letters in Noblin Glasgow can be blown around to spell: Global Snowing!
