November 30th, 2020 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – While North Dakota is still dealing with the Covid crisis, it will soon also have to contend with a Bovid crisis. Thousands of musk ox from the Bovid family of large hoofed mammals will soon be doing their...
March 4th, 2015 | by
Nick If you want to have childish fun at work, you better make sure you don’t get caught. That’s the risk you take when you watch fail vids and barf vids during business hours. In order to combat this risk, you need to...
March 4th, 2015 | by
Nick The awkward drudgery of interpersonal small talk was brought to an abrupt halt today for one area man. Mike Pancake was nearly out of things to talk about with his rambling co-worker Randy when the gods finally smiled upon...
March 6th, 2014 | by
Nick Los Angeles, CA—FOX Broadcasting Company has officially declared it’s ready to compete for a share of the desperate female viewer demographic. Executives noted they have completed filming for a sensational new show...
February 24th, 2014 | by
Nick Los Angeles, CA—The brain trust at FOX Broadcasting Company has been busy reworking their primetime television show lineup. A total of 28 nighttime sitcoms have met the chopping block in a space-clearing effort as more Two and...
January 7th, 2013 | by
Bill Burns Fargo, ND – Imagination time. Late one evening I was sitting on my couch completely nude, besides my long white socks, and enjoying a nice warm cup of tea. I was hours into reviewing quantum mechanics equations (I do this...
