November 30th, 2020 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – While North Dakota is still dealing with the Covid crisis, it will soon also have to contend with a Bovid crisis. Thousands of musk ox from the Bovid family of large hoofed mammals will soon be doing their...
May 1st, 2019 | by
Johnnny Dem Aware, Delaware – After Old Joe Biden ostensibly slurred through his presidential kick-off speech, he was already considered to be the 2020 President-Elect. To those foolable pundits who thought The Joe-ker slurred...
May 1st, 2018 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – What are expected to be beautiful lots someday, are being sold today around the West Fargo lagoon. Imagine yourself cruising around this future West Fargo lake in your brand new pontoon. This former sewage...
November 20th, 2014 | by
Kitz Fargo, ND – Police in Fargo say a recent uptick in disturbance calls can be attributed to the growing popularity of marijuana-scented candles. Dispatchers estimate they have received approximately 420 complaints about...
