February 10th, 2020 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – It’s time once again to list the divorces going down in Cass County. All of the following couples are uncoupling. They have decided to part ways and go in different directions. After some matrimonial...
September 16th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – The quirky little American town that invented the Dilly Bar will soon have another first. Mr. Billy Goat, who is self-described as being half man and half goat will soon join in marital wedlock with Ms. Fauna...
April 6th, 2019 | by
Johnnny East Fargo, ND – April means floods and also the official beginning of wedding season! One of the first weddings of the year turned out to be a real doozy: In true Mormon fashion, Lorenzo Snow entered into eternal...
December 26th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Back on a beautiful day in September, during the initial planning phase of their rather large wedding ceremony, it seemed like such a great idea to have an outdoor wedding on the Thursday right after Christmas....
April 16th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Hollywood, CA – The stars of America’s favorite game show are finally getting divorced. Pat Sajak and Vanna White have decided to call it quits after thirty five good years of marriage. The final phrase on the Wheel...
April 14th, 2018 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – As promised, your FM Observer is seriously pondering coming out of the closet with our own line of wedding anniversary cards. We’ll make our final decision whether or not to do so based on your...
April 29th, 2017 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – With wedding season just around the coroner, your FM Observer is offering free marriage counseling advice to those who seek to soon enter the gates of matrimonial blissful harmony. FMO’s ABCs For A...
June 5th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Downer, MN – In the quaint Minnesota village of Downer (formerly known as Xanax), a large-group wedding of nine women and five men is expected to challenge the definition of marriage. The recent marriage of fourteen (14)...
November 3rd, 2014 | by
Kitz Fargo, ND – Due to an avalanche of misleading language, hidden agendas and incompetent proofreaders, North Dakota’s midterm elections will now include a ballot measure that would outlaw all happy marriages. Measure 9...
January 15th, 2013 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – A couple of gay Love Donkeys will soon “tie the knot” at the local zoo. It’s believed to be the first known pair of gay Love Donkeys in captivity to be married within the confines of a zoo-type...
