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Weekly Listing Of Divorces In Cass County
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Weekly Listing Of Divorces In Cass County

February 10th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – It’s time once again to list the divorces going down in Cass County. All of the following couples are uncoupling. They have decided to part ways and go in different directions. After some matrimonial...
Man Who’s Half Goat To Marry Half-Goat Woman: Said To Make A Great Couple!
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Man Who’s Half Goat To Marry Half-Goat Woman: Said To Make A Great Couple!

September 16th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – The quirky little American town that invented the Dilly Bar will soon have another first. Mr. Billy Goat, who is self-described as being half man and half goat will soon join in marital wedlock with Ms. Fauna...
Lucky Local Mormon Groom Successfully Marries Identical Twin Sister Brides
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Lucky Local Mormon Groom Successfully Marries Identical Twin Sister Brides

April 6th, 2019 | by Johnnny
East Fargo, ND – April means floods and also the official beginning of wedding season! One of the first weddings of the year turned out to be a real doozy: In true Mormon fashion, Lorenzo Snow entered into eternal...
Fargo Couple Plans Outdoor Wedding During Blizzard
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Fargo Couple Plans Outdoor Wedding During Blizzard

December 26th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Back on a beautiful day in September, during the initial planning phase of their rather large wedding ceremony, it seemed like such a great idea to have an outdoor wedding on the Thursday right after Christmas....
Vanna White And Pat Sajak Getting Divorced After Thirty Five Years
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Vanna White And Pat Sajak Getting Divorced After Thirty Five Years

April 16th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Hollywood, CA – The stars of America’s favorite game show are finally getting divorced. Pat Sajak and Vanna White have decided to call it quits after thirty five good years of marriage. The final phrase on the Wheel...
FMO Considering Starting Our Own Line Of Wedding Anniversary Cards
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FMO Considering Starting Our Own Line Of Wedding Anniversary Cards

April 14th, 2018 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – As promised, your FM Observer is seriously pondering coming out of the closet with our own line of wedding anniversary cards. We’ll make our final decision whether or not to do so based on your...
FMO’s ABCs For Living Happily Ever After
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FMO’s ABCs For Living Happily Ever After

April 29th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – With wedding season just around the coroner, your FM Observer is offering free marriage counseling advice to those who seek to soon enter the gates of matrimonial blissful harmony. FMO’s ABCs For A...
Local Large-Group Marriage Expected To Go To The Supreme Court
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Local Large-Group Marriage Expected To Go To The Supreme Court

June 5th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Downer, MN – In the quaint Minnesota village of Downer (formerly known as Xanax), a large-group wedding of nine women and five men is expected to challenge the definition of marriage. The recent marriage of fourteen (14)...
ND Measure 9 To Ban Happy Marriages
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ND Measure 9 To Ban Happy Marriages

November 3rd, 2014 | by Kitz
Fargo, ND – Due to an avalanche of misleading language, hidden agendas and incompetent proofreaders, North Dakota’s midterm elections will now include a ballot measure that would outlaw all happy marriages. Measure 9...
Gay Love Donkeys To Be Married
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Gay Love Donkeys To Be Married

January 15th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A couple of gay Love Donkeys will soon “tie the knot” at the local zoo. It’s believed to be the first known pair of gay Love Donkeys in captivity to be married within the confines of a zoo-type...