Hollywood, CA – The stars of America’s favorite game show are finally getting divorced.
Pat Sajak and Vanna White have decided to call it quits after thirty five good years of marriage.
The final phrase on the Wheel Of Fortune prior to them announcing their divorce was “irreconcilable differences”.
In their split-up, attorneys say Vanna will get the the cruises and most of the consonants, while Pat will get the cars, all the vowels and the letter “X”.
Vanna White will get to keep all 6,500 of the dresses she’s worn on the show, and hopefully neither will land on “Bankrupt” anytime soon.
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