The 1st person says a swear word. The 2nd person says the 1st swear word and adds a 2nd swear word. The 3rd person has to say all the previous swear words and then add another one, and so on and so forth. It’s fun, for the whole fucking family!
Fargo, ND – The FM Observer is rolling out a new family-fun game just in time for the fucking holidays. It’s called Add-On Swear Word!
One brave family member simply starts it off by saying a swear word out loud.
Taking turns going clockwise, each next person has to say all the previous swear words in order from first to last, and then add another swear word to the end of the fucking list.
As the list gets longer and longer, this game is sure to bring your family closer together during the blessed holiday season.
Add-On Swear Word has also been shown to increase the vocabulary of the younger generations while being a good memory exercise for those with mild or severe dementia.
Moorhead, MN – A new recent archaeological finding shows that cavemen played the Bean Bag Toss game.
This ever-popular game is also called CornHole since bags of corn were used by cavemen during times of abundant harvest to glorify their gods.
Early Game expert Minga Tortendorf says this latest discovery just outside of Moorhead, Minnesota is very important.
“It shows that early cavemen and cavewomen played the Bean Bag Toss game just as we do today” she explains.
“This is the first real evidence that we have of early humans actually playing any type of games.”
The next time you and your family, friends, or co-workers are playing CornHole (or as some simply call it: CornHolio), just imagine the earliest settlers played the exact same game way back around 42,000 B.C.
Minga’s closing thoughts: “By playing CornHolio, it sadly shows that in some ways we have not progressed much at all from Cro-Magnon days. If you really want to show how much we’ve advanced since the dawn of life, perhaps consider having a Bocce Ball tournament, or at least go fly a kite like Thomas Edison for heaven’s sake!”