December 4th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – If you’re having a hard time trying to find some Heinz Spotted Dick Sponge Pudding for Christmas, you are not alone. Many families in the Fargo area share the same holiday tradition of eating Spotted Dick...
November 21st, 2018 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – After a comprehensive state-wide survey, your FM Observer has painstakingly compiled a list of things for which North Dakotans have to be thankful. So, as you gather round your Thanksgiving dinner table and...
December 23rd, 2017 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – During your family getogethers with in-laws, relatives, and other extended family members, it is not only a good time to share handshakes and hugs in order to pass your cold and flu germs on to others, but...
December 12th, 2016 | by
Johnnny As we gather round the Christmas tree, Which was chopped and flocked for you and me, We nibble on some scones and sip Chablis, While outside it’s a dangerous one degree. All the nicely wrapped presents that we see, Are a...
December 6th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – A new support group is now forming in the Fargo-Moorhead area for people who are Eggnogaholics. These are local folks living amongst us who cannot control their desire and lust for the holiday drink we call...
December 4th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – During the holiday season, some Fargo-Moorhead businesses will be accepting cookies as payment for goods and services for amounts less than $10. “We here at the R.R.C.C. believe that barter in the form of...
November 22nd, 2015 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – The FM Observer is rolling out a new family-fun game just in time for the fucking holidays. It’s called Add-On Swear Word! One brave family member simply starts it off by saying a swear word out loud....