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Moorhead Crocodile Charged With Killing Of Defenseless Calf

Moorhead, MN – Authorities are investigating the murder of an unarmed defenseless calf just outside the Moorhead city limits. The alleged incident allegedly took place on the banks of the Red River. The alleged suspect is a...

American Medical Journal Identifies New Disease Epidemic: Mediabetes

Washington, D.C. – Research from the American Medical Association has uncovered a new disease silently plaguing our society: Mediabetes. Mediabetes is defined as a condition in which the brain’s inability to produce...

Man Who Weds Daughter Fathers His Own Granddaughter Whom He Marries

Moorhead, MN – Bernard Kingsley of rural Moorhead married his own daughter, Trixi, after the mother lost her battle with King, their pure-bred pit-bull. The wedding of Bernard to his own daughter Trixi was accompanied by...

Janitor Charged With Fondling Church Organ

Moorhead, MN – Unhappy church officials at the House Of God Inc. are investigating an alleged fondling of their church organ. A man who had apparently dressed himself up to look like the church janitor was caught groping...

Lady Attacked By Lobsters In Grocery Seafood Section

Moorhead, MN – We’ve all walked by the bubbling lobster tank in the meat and seafood area of a grocery store. While doing some recent shopping in a popular Moorhead grocery store, Mrs. Maxima Underhill began walking...

World-Wide Jogger Returns Home To Nobody

Joggins, Nova Scotia – Archie Blackburn set out 22 years ago to jog around the entire world. He had jotted this goal down on a bar napkin after a few margaritas and then decided to really do it. The next day, when he began...

Bean Bag Toss Game Goes Back To Caveman Days

Moorhead, MN – A new recent archaeological finding shows that cavemen played the Bean Bag Toss game. This ever-popular game is also called CornHole since bags of corn were used by cavemen during times of abundant harvest to...

Cloned Cloners Create Two-Headed Mule

Madison, WI – After one researcher bet that it could not be done, another had to prove him wrong. At the University of Wisconsin Cloning Center, history has once again been made. Two researchers, who are each a clone of the...

Beautiful Meadow A Killing Field For LandShark

Meadowlands, MN – We are standing at the spot of a LandShark attack. Some call it the Bermuda Triangle of the North. Others simply call it the LandShark Lunchroom. Is this for real or just another Facebook Folklore? Dr....

Funny Looking Man Finds Bar Of Gold In Red River

Fargo, ND – A funny looking man named Sid Bingsted found a large bar of gold on the banks of the Red River near Fargo, ND. Mister Bingsted believes that it could be worth a lot of money based upon its girth-size. He...