August 16th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – Authorities are investigating the murder of an unarmed defenseless calf just outside the Moorhead city limits. The alleged incident allegedly took place on the banks of the Red River. The alleged suspect is a...
August 14th, 2014 | by
Kitz Washington, D.C. – Research from the American Medical Association has uncovered a new disease silently plaguing our society: Mediabetes. Mediabetes is defined as a condition in which the brain’s inability to produce...
June 14th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – Bernard Kingsley of rural Moorhead married his own daughter, Trixi, after the mother lost her battle with King, their pure-bred pit-bull. The wedding of Bernard to his own daughter Trixi was accompanied by...
June 10th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – Unhappy church officials at the House Of God Inc. are investigating an alleged fondling of their church organ. A man who had apparently dressed himself up to look like the church janitor was caught groping...
June 6th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – We’ve all walked by the bubbling lobster tank in the meat and seafood area of a grocery store. While doing some recent shopping in a popular Moorhead grocery store, Mrs. Maxima Underhill began walking...
May 26th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Joggins, Nova Scotia – Archie Blackburn set out 22 years ago to jog around the entire world. He had jotted this goal down on a bar napkin after a few margaritas and then decided to really do it. The next day, when he began...
May 22nd, 2014 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – A new recent archaeological finding shows that cavemen played the Bean Bag Toss game. This ever-popular game is also called CornHole since bags of corn were used by cavemen during times of abundant harvest to...
May 18th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Madison, WI – After one researcher bet that it could not be done, another had to prove him wrong. At the University of Wisconsin Cloning Center, history has once again been made. Two researchers, who are each a clone of the...
May 16th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Meadowlands, MN – We are standing at the spot of a LandShark attack. Some call it the Bermuda Triangle of the North. Others simply call it the LandShark Lunchroom. Is this for real or just another Facebook Folklore? Dr....
May 14th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – A funny looking man named Sid Bingsted found a large bar of gold on the banks of the Red River near Fargo, ND. Mister Bingsted believes that it could be worth a lot of money based upon its girth-size. He...