This morning, an article about Ray and Janay Rice filing a civil lawsuit against the Atlantic City casino elevator manufacturer did not get published due to it being a complete and utter waste of cyberspace.

We apologize in retrospect for this error.

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This November 30th, we will be publishing an article that contains the following mistake:

“Eyewitnesses confirm that the man was openly fiddling with his wiener in broad daylight.”

We will be correcting this article to more accurately state that the man was “playing with his store-bought wienerschnitzel amongst the presence of onlookers.”

We apologize in advance for this error.

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If you, the reader, notice any errors or corrections you’d like to bring to our attention, please send a formal letter of notification to:

FM Observer
PO Box 666
East Fargo, ND  58105

Thanks!