Inmate Postulates Proposed Pisspants Pennant

#04627 dispensing the fear

Fargo, ND—Cass County Jail inmate #04627 has been chosen to represent North Dakota in this year’s Scared Straight International Competition being held at Idaho State Penitentiary this coming May.

Scared Straight International™ will be staging its yearly tournament Saturday, May 24th in which a chosen convict from each of the 50 states competes to scare the pp out of a very unlucky flock of hand-picked juvenile offenders.

The inmate who causes the most pisspants, wins. Texas State Prison repeat offender #55096-874 is last year’s reigning champion and will prove a worthy adversary to #04627 who was selected from a long list of area intimidators to attend this year’s tournament. He couldn’t be more enraged.

Returning champion #55096-874

“To represent my state in a national screaming competition such as this has been a furious dream of mine,” 04627 said, angrily. “Scaring the sweat out of waterbelly teens has been my life’s passion ever since sentencing. Facing down pisspants juveniles on behalf of my state in a national scaring competition is literally the top of the mountain for me. This is a big moment.”

Experts are saying that if #04627 can exert a consistent 3-out-of-5 pisspants ratio, he has a shot at taking home the Scared Straight Tournament crown.

Good luck, #04627!