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Next Fargo Air Show Promises Some Amazing Never-Seen-Before Acts

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One amazing act involves jets flying in opposite directions but sharing the same smoke trail!

Fargo, ND – The upcoming Fargo Air Show has somehow put together fifteen new acts and entertainment for people who think they’ve seen everything.

Yo, you ain’t seen nothing like this year’s line-up of aerial grande entertainment!

Here is a “summerized” listing of fifteen reasons why you should not miss this next Fargo Air Show:

✈ The Flying Nuns
✈ Giant Space Cannon
✈ Phone Drone juggling
✈ Stealth bomber rides
✈ Mega G-Force Stimulator
✈ Mach Four demonstrations
✈ Jet Pack Races for all ages
✈ Snoopy’s Sopwith Camel flyover
✈ Meet & Greet some NASA monkeys
✈ Cloud Seeding by the Rainmakers
✈ Princess Layla’s Star Wars ship
✈ Opposite-direction jet smoke trails
✈ Wright Brothers 1st flight re-enactment
✈ Trained Bald Eagles flying in formations
✈ Vertical hot air balloon rides to stratosphere

Fargo’s Uber Program Offers Free One-Way Jet Rides To Anywhere

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UBER: Your Personal Pilot!

Fargo, ND – After the exciting announcement that the UBER RideShare Program was coming to Fargo, the FM Observer is excited to make another big announcement:

People from the Fargo area will be able to catch a ride to anywhere in the world via a McDonnell Douglas F/A-18 Hornet.

The good news is the ride is free.

The bad news is that it’s a one-way flight, and you’ll have to parachute down to your destination.

The UBER Hornets will take off from downtown Broadway near the Fargo Theater. Pack lightly as space is quite limited.

A typical trip to Minneapolis will take about 7-8 minutes. If you want to have a real riot and go shopping at the CVS Pharmacy in Baltimore, you’ll be there in roughly a half hour. Depending on the jet stream, Australia is only about three hours away.

Using your smartphone UBER-App, simply state where you want to go and when you want to leave, and leave the rest to your personal UBER pilot! It’s better than super. It’s super sonic!