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Male Who Identifies As Female To Compete In Next Miss North Dakota Pageant

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If Hannah becomes the next Miss North Dakota, she will represent ND in the Miss America Pageant!

Williston, ND – The next Miss North Dakota pageant will include its first-ever male competitor.

Hannah Bouncy who grew up on the outskirts of Zap, North Dakota is biologically male but she has totally identified as being female since first grade.

“I am so very wonderfully excited and blessed to be allowed to compete in the next Miss North Dakota competition,” says Hannah with a tear, as she repeatedly bench presses 285 pounds in preparation to compete for the Miss North Dakota crown.

The entire Bouncy family is decorating a bus with posters and balloons to help bring Hannah to a win in North Dakota so that she can go on to represent the great state of North Dakota in the national Miss America Pageant!

First Annual Plastic Surgery Beauty Pageant To Crown Miss Plastic America

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Tune in to see who will win the right to wear the crown of Miss Plastic America!

Beauty, Kentucky – This is the event for which many have been waiting a long time.

The 1st Annual Miss Plastic America Contest will soon have the most “beautiful” plastic surgery victims descend upon Beauty, Kentucky from each of the 57 states in the nation.

Each contestant will be vying for the right to wear the coveted Miss Plastic Surgery of America crown for an entire year.

Judges will be looking for the extreme magnitude of their botched plastic surgery as well as the confidence each participant carries while walking in an evening gown, a swimsuit, and green hospital scrubs.

The winner will receive $100,000 of free additional plastic surgery, a Hollywood-style mirror, a cover story on Plastic People magazine, the envy and admiration of the entire plastic surgery community, along with some other crap donated by various companies trying to get some cheap advertising.