Pokémon Go Crazy!

West Fargo, ND – After a five year old child was hit by a Mack truck while walking across the interstate highway at midnight, the child’s parents are asking for the insanity to stop.

After a distracted tot climbed into a Cincinnati gorilla pit while doing the Pokémon, the parents are asking for the insanity to stop.

After a young boy turned his bicycle into a Pokémon Go machine and then drove off the edge of a Grand Canyon cliff, parents are asking Pokémon Go to Pokéstop!

A spokémon for the Nintendo company, Diantic Kabushiki, stated that “our new location-based mobile reality game is helping many children get up and go out to try and catch Pokémon in the real world while receiving alerts when a Pokémon is nearby.”

What do you think about Pokémon Go? Do you have any stories or insights into this new phenomenon that is sweeping the country? The FMObserver plans to Poképrobe this hot topic until we clearly know how this Pokéstory ends.