Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.

Fargo, ND –  Rick Santorum has taken home the most votes in North Dakota’s statewide Republican caucuses.  Or in Rick Santorum’s own words, “Satan has his sights on the United States of America.”  Only this time it’s North Dakota.  In what can only be considered an apocalyptic event, the entire population in the state of North Dakota has seem to come down with a sickness called ‘Critically Stupid’.  Sadly at this time, there is no cure for this devastating sickness.  North Dakota can only hope Santorum’s best friend, who goes by the name of God, can help cure this disease.