Mr. Vegetable does not like being called a vegetable.

Fruita, Colorado – With March being National Eat More Vegetables Month, we decided to turn our focus on these frabjous fruits from the garden.

Healthy diets seem to always include more vegetables. First Lady Obama even has Secret Service agents growing them in her own back yard garden.

National vegetable expert Jarod Kintz has studied vegetables from every angle and has some unique and insightful thoughts on these colorfully green garden growths.

“My search was fruitless. I was searching for love, and all I found were vegetables.” –Jarod Kintz (from his book: Love Quotes For The Ages).

“Asparagus is the serpent of the vegetable world.” –Jarod Kintz (from his book: This Is The Best Book I’ve Ever Written, And It Still Sucks).

“Vegetables come from the ground. So does my love. Eat it raw.” –Jarod Kintz (from his book: The Titanic Would Never Have Sunk If It Were Made Out Of A Sink).

“Let’s make love in a garden, like a couple of vegetables.” –Jarod Kintz (from his book: Love Quotes For The Ages).

“If mannequins had mustaches, I feel there’d be more love in the world. I’ve recently started growing my own vegetables and clothes.” –Jarod Kintz (from his book: This Book Is NOT FOR SALE!).

“I want to lose weight by eating nothing but moon pies, which have significantly less gravity than earthier foods such as fruits and vegetables.” –Jarod Kintz (from his book: I Want).

And finally, one non-vegetable bonus quote from Jarod Kintz: “I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you can use my circular logic as a noose and hang yourself.” JarodKintz.com.