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Dog Saves Drowning Man From River And Then Eats The Man

Heroic dog who saves drowning man then turns into villain by devouring him.

Neche, ND – The good news is: a man who was suddenly drowning in the Tongue River was saved by a large and alert dog.

Unfortunately, the bad news is: once the man was pulled to safety on the banks of the river, the large dog then proceeded to eat the man.

The man hasn’t yet been identified but is believed to not be from the Tongue River area.

The dog, a full grown bullmastiff, is named Zarr and is first being given a medal of honor for saving the man, and then is being charged with manslaughter.

Tune in to your local 6:00 evening news for updates on this most incredible and biz-Zarr story.

Twelve-Year Old Kung-Fu Brown-Belt Kicks Crap Out Of Would-Be Burglar

Man who mess with young Brown Belt end up in hospital bed. –Kung Fu Proverb

Fargo, ND – A young boy who’s been taking Kung Fu lessons since he was six years old recently “beat the living crap” out of a man trying to rob his family’s home.

Little Tommy Maddox discovered a burglar entering their back kitchen door while his parents had temporarily left the boy at home to do a quick errand.

After secretly watching the intruder walk through the dining room, young Tommy Maddox did what he had been training to do for half his life: kick the shit out of a bad guy.

Following some initial powerful kicks to the side of the trespasser’s knees, Tommy Maddox continued to pummel the now-crippled thug with a wide variety of kicks and blows to all part of his body until Tommy’s parents returned home.

When asked about his experience taking on a full-grown prowler who had evil intentions, little Tommy Maddox simply replied that “it was pretty cool” and that he would like to “visit the crook in the hospital to finish the job”.