Fargo, ND – Local store patrons got a good laugh Wednesday night.
Josh, an 86 year-old man got quite the looks Wednesday when he seemed to have mistaken a dildo for a stress reliever.
Josh thought that a 7ft bouncy and thick dildo was a stress reliever. You know, the kind you squish with your hand.
“All I saw was a man holding a dildo that was swaying back and forth. He was squishing the shaft over and over again. I was like, what is this man doing.”
We spoke with Josh’s son who said his old man just has a hard time seeing is all.
“I gave him an actual stress reliever ball that he can carry wherever he goes. No more dildos.” Josh’s son stated.
If you ever see an old man waving a dildo around, please call Josh’s son at 555-8987.
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Bill grew up in one of the largest cities in the United States, Maza, North Dakota. Being a cow milker by trade, it was only after stroking thousands upon thousands of cow nipples was he able to save up enough money and move to Fargo, ND. It was here that he joined FM Observer. In his free time he enjoys carving rocking horses out of wood, healing the sick, and running marathons across oceans.
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