Results From Our Year-End Photo Caption Contest!

December 29th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Orange you glad the government is so generous?

Orange you glad the government is so generous?

Thanks to all of FM Observer’s creative readers, we received more than 500 entries to our FM Observer Year-End Photo Caption Contest!

Here are the Top Ten Captions that were submitted to go with the “Bag O’ Oranges” picture.

Each caption is listed along with the name of its author. Thanks and enjoy!

#10 Mentha Sandling: This is a pictorial example of “Trickle Down Economics”.

#9 Rollo Noaks: Who rhymes with Or’ange? Of course, it’s Julian Ass’ange!

#8 Fred Dwiggle: Juwanna play tennis today or would tomorrow work better?

#7 Camelia Hayride: OK, let’s have a show of hands. Who votes for a bag of oranges?

#6 Blanco Brandywine: Thou shalt not bite the hand that feeds you.

#5 Ruby Fairbarns: Sinners seeking fruit from the forbidden Orange Tree of Knowledge.

#4 Hilda Grockins: Sold! To the man in the striped shirt, for 10 Drachma!

#3 Yolanda Gawker: I don’t like this picture, and I do not want to enter your stupid Caption Contest.

#2 Gilly Buttons: Oranges, Vodka, I’m thinking of drinking some Screwdrivers, yes?

#1 Chica Headstone: Keep your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for the stars.

Besides winning some major bragging rights, Miss Chica will receive a grab bag of Fun Toys from the Fun Toy Corporation, plus a week’s worth of dry dog food from Pet Me Corporation, and two one-way tickets to Winnipeg, Canada!

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