Fargo, ND – A new way of keeping the long-term peace is coming to Fargo.
BitchFest 3000 is way of helping people express their anger without destruction of property.
BitchFest 3000 has been proven (in lab rat testing) to reduce the general frustration level of a population by 47.8%.
If you are really pissed off by: The Diversion, Road Rage, Big Government, Bullying, Grandparents, Political Correctness, Zebra Mussels, or even your own family, please plan on attending Fargo’s BitchFest 3000.
People who pass a thorough background check can even host their own private BitchFest 3000 events.
Tiffy Barker says: “I love BitchFest 3000…and you will too!”