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Next Fargo Air Show Promises Some Amazing Never-Seen-Before Acts

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One amazing act involves jets flying in opposite directions but sharing the same smoke trail!

Fargo, ND – The upcoming Fargo Air Show has somehow put together fifteen new acts and entertainment for people who think they’ve seen everything.

Yo, you ain’t seen nothing like this year’s line-up of aerial grande entertainment!

Here is a “summerized” listing of fifteen reasons why you should not miss this next Fargo Air Show:

✈ The Flying Nuns
✈ Giant Space Cannon
✈ Phone Drone juggling
✈ Stealth bomber rides
✈ Mega G-Force Stimulator
✈ Mach Four demonstrations
✈ Jet Pack Races for all ages
✈ Snoopy’s Sopwith Camel flyover
✈ Meet & Greet some NASA monkeys
✈ Cloud Seeding by the Rainmakers
✈ Princess Layla’s Star Wars ship
✈ Opposite-direction jet smoke trails
✈ Wright Brothers 1st flight re-enactment
✈ Trained Bald Eagles flying in formations
✈ Vertical hot air balloon rides to stratosphere

In Honor Of Humpday, Defense Dept Introduces An Old/New Military Weapon

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The Zumbooruk is a mobile cannon shot from the back of a camel.

Zumbrota, MN – Cleverly being introduced on Humpday, the U.S. Military is proud to unveil one of its newest weapons to be used in conquering the world.

It is called the Zumbooruk which is a cannon shot from the back of a one-humped camel.

Even tho this idea has been around for centuries, secret military research and testing has spent billions developing this new state-of-the-art weaponry.

Due to a dearth of camels in the United States, all of the camels from zoos across the country (including Fargo’s Red River Zoo) will be called up for military duty and fitted with their very own Zumbooruk.