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Brian Williams’ Entire Identity Now Being Questioned

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Brian Williams? His name is Robert Paulson.

Brian Williams? His name is Robert Paulson.

Nyork, NY – With many beginning to question the factual authenticity of a number of news stories reported by the popular NBC news anchor, some are now even looking into if his name is actually Brian Williams.

Independent investigators looking into the host of NBC Nightly News have now learned that in fact his name is Robert Paulson.

The long-used pseudonym “Brian Williams” was possibly the result of cleverly conflating two names of his former college roommates: Brian Exner and Gordon Williams.

George Washington University is positively confirming his name is Robert Paulson.

Records show that he did not graduate from GWU, which was one of the “big regrets “of his life.

His supposed birthdate of May 5, 1959 also seems to have been bogusly fabricated, along with his presumed affinity for NASCARacing.

Chief Investigator Erron Brooks: “The more we look into this guy, the more questions pop up. But at this juncture, the only thing we know for sure is that: His name is Robert Paulson.”

Meditation Tents One Way To Combat Stress From Mosquitos

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Using the power of the pyramid to fight off the nasty needle-nosers.

West Fargo, ND – Have you been wanting to meditate in your back yard but just could not because a thousand mosquitoes wanted to suck your blood?

The FM Observer feels your pain and offers a simple answer to your problem: The Jungle Meditation Tent!

This is something you can buy, build, or borrow. However you procure it, it will cure your problem.

Hundreds of backyard meditators in the West Fargo area who’ve gotten fed up with the mosquito feeding frenzies they’ve recently witnessed are now safely and calmly chanting their mantras mosquito-free thanks to their Jungle Meditation Tents.

For additional help to win the fight against those mosquito terrorists, here is another possible solution you can try.

Mix up the following concoction for a hose-end spray bottle to effectively drive away mosquitoes: 1/3 stale beer (any kind), 1/3 Epsom salt, and 1/3 mouth wash (with alcohol).

Put the mixture in your garden feeder and spray down your lawn, bushes, patios and any areas that look suspicious for those breeding blood suckers.

This solution could smell a little funny at first, but quickly dissipates, leaving your yard mosquito-free and meditation-friendly!

UPDATE: For more good information on this subject, please visit: Best Mosquito Repellent Guide: How to Efficiently Prevent Mosquito Bites