Fargo, ND – You heard it here first folks. A local Fargo resident was rescued from his toilet late last night.
Late last night at around 10 p.m, the Fargo police department received a call about a missing person. Brent had stated that he had not seen his neighbor in over three days and was very concerned. This prompted police to visit the neighbor’s home.
After arriving, police knocked on the door multiple times but with no response. One officer was walking to the back of the home when he thought he heard someone from inside say “please.”
With that knowledge, police rammed down the front door. Upon immediately entering, the officers heard a man say calmy, “For the love of hippopotamus dicks….can you pleeeeease get me some toilet paper?”
Officers were stunned. It seems the neighbor, named Jim, had been trapped on the toilet seat for three entire days because he ran out of toilet paper and refused to get up.
When asked why he didn’t just get up and get something to wipe, he simply stated, “Ew.”
Today, Jim is happy. He’s thankful to the officers for saving his life.
“If it wasn’t for those kind and sweet officers, I’d probably be dead. Be dead or still sitting on that toilet seat.” – Jim
