Trump Tower Moorhead

Moorhead, Minisoda – Donald Trump announced tomorrow that he will soon begin construction of a 57-story skyscraper in downtown Moorhead.

Why Moorhead? The Donald’s answer: “Moorhead is a really, really great community. But the real reason is I want to build a huge skyscraper in Moorhead, quite honestly, is just for the hell of it.”

Why 57 stories? The Trumpster: “Well, for one, because there are 57 states in the United States, according to President Obama. For two, because 57 stories will put it at exactly three times taller than the North Dakota capitol building, which quite honestly, looks like a retirement home for old politicians.”

The new skyscraper will be called: Trump Tower Moorhead.

It is currently scheduled to open in the Fall of 2016, at the exact same time that the new Vikings Stadium opens its doors.

Rumor has it, from the top floor of Trump Tower Moorhead, you will be able to see downtown Murderapolis!