Horoscopes For The Week Of October 25, 2015

1 Reply
Your Horoscope by Nina Verbena

Your Horoscope by Nina Verbena

Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Ram
Count your blessings today. Then write down that number. It’ll be helpful tomorrow when you can just subtract 1 from your total instead of counting all over again.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20) The Bull
Going to bed early tonight will give you the necessary energy to capitalize on an amazing opportunity tomorrow. Oh, and you have bedbugs.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) The Twins
Although many people find your curious nature endearing, you’ll find out the hard way that your server at Applebee’s was not one of them.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) The Crab
Tuesday would be a good day to invite relatives over for dinner. Because right, like anybody says yes to a Tuesday night dinner invitation.

Leo (July 23 – August 22) The Lion
Your lucky numbers this week are 9 1 1. Well, maybe “lucky” is the wrong word, but you’ll definitely want to remember those numbers.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22) The Maiden
The planets are aligned to make this one of your best romantic weeks in months. Also, your mother is a giant asteroid locked in an unstoppable collision course with your planetary alignment.

Libra (September 23 – October 22) The Scales
With Jupiter coming into view, your desire to travel will strengthen this week, especially after the police serve you with that warrant.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) The Scorpion
Organization will be key this week if you ever hope to dig out of the hoarder hole you’re in.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) The Centaur/Archer
You’ll want to arrange for a ride home from the bar on Thursday, when you will realize too late that one step forward equals two steps back.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) The Sea-Goat
It would be wise to brush up on your geometry this week, as the love triangle you’re in will evolve into more of a rhombus.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) The Water-Bearer
If you happen to dig up a bag full of bones in your back yard this week, it’s probably time to have that tough conversation with your alter personality.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20) The Fish
Take time this week to truly listen to the caucophony of barking dogs in your neighborhood. By Friday, you will understand more deeply than ever how important alcohol really is.

The following two tabs change content below.

Nina Verbena

I am a lover of animals (the stuffed kind) and enjoy long walks in the clouds. My favorite ride at the fair is the carousel, but only if riding on a red pony. One fun childhood memory: being stranded in the Pacific on a life raft with my dad for 8 days. Good times.