September 25th, 2016 | by
Nina Verbena Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Ram It will be difficult to verbalize what you’re feeling later this week, especially tied to that chair with duct tape over your mouth. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) The Bull...
May 7th, 2016 | by
Nina Verbena Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Ram Careful planning and attention to detail will be important as you undertake a new challenge, because mastering that “Crushed Glass and Arsenic Brownies” recipe is going to be...
April 8th, 2016 | by
Nina Verbena Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Ram An incriminating secret from your past will bubble to the surface, forcing you to admit that using Alka Seltzer tablets to weigh down that body in the river was definitely your second...
March 26th, 2016 | by
Nina Verbena Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Ram An exciting new relationship begins to take shape this week, and even with your diminished lung capacity you should have that doll fully blown up by Thursday at the latest. Taurus (April...
March 12th, 2016 | by
Nina Verbena Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Ram An interesting series of events will take your personal life to a new level this week. Unfortunately, you will learn that counselors refer to it as “rock bottom”. Taurus...
February 25th, 2016 | by
Nina Verbena Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Ram The stars acknowledge that you’re seeing some real benefits from taking Yoga classes, though the truth is, it’s actually your moral flexibility that concerns them the most....
February 3rd, 2016 | by
Nina Verbena Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Ram Take time to really enjoy the first half of your Superbowl party this weekend. It will become a cherished memory of how good your life was before “The Buffalo Wing...
January 23rd, 2016 | by
Nina Verbena Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Ram Practicing your listening skills with coworkers could lead to some surprising insights, especially once you get those phone taps up and running. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) The Bull...
January 13th, 2016 | by
Nina Verbena Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Ram With holiday family gatherings safely behind you, the stars agree that you can stop swallowing your anger in big gulps now and just go back to your usual little sips. Taurus (April 20...
November 30th, 2015 | by
Nina Verbena Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Ram As you begin your painting project this week, your excitement will be replaced by horror when you realize the name of your new living room paint color is Satan-Claims-This-Home Red....
