Due to the large number of incidents involving human beings using weapons to kill other human beings there will now be a ban on being a human being.
The state department released a report to Congress recommending a background check on all humans and will be closing all private birthing loop holes.
Also in the report, a call to expand prison systems to accommodate all human assault weapons. It also suggested offering fifty bucks for voluntary submissions of any human assault weapons.
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Bill grew up in one of the largest cities in the United States, Maza, North Dakota. Being a cow milker by trade, it was only after stroking thousands upon thousands of cow nipples was he able to save up enough money and move to Fargo, ND. It was here that he joined FM Observer. In his free time he enjoys carving rocking horses out of wood, healing the sick, and running marathons across oceans.
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