Long Lake, MN – During the opening of fishing season, Humbert Galasso landed what appears to be the largest large-mouth bass ever caught in Minnesota.
Mr. Galasso had just begun fishing on one of 121 different lakes in Minnesota called “Long Lake”.
After hooking a small perch, Humbert was reeling it in when a good-sized, hungry northern bit onto the line trying to eat the perch for breakfast.
What happened next will stay with Humbert Galasso forever.
He could suddenly see a giant open mouth coming up from the bottom of the lake.
What turns out to be a record-setting 358-pound large mouth bass was now caught on Humbert’s hook.
Being an experienced fisherman, it only took about two hours to get the monster fish securely into the boat.
Needless to say, everyone in Humbert Galasso’s neighborhood is invited over next Friday for a very large fish fry. Please bring your own bier.
Ironically, all the letters in “Humbert Galasso” can be rearranged to spell: Large Mouth Bass!
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