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Learn How To Learn How To Properly Vape By Attending Beginner Vaping Classes

Learn how to vape the right way.

West Fargo, ND – Now that vaping is considered one of the healthiest things you can do, classes are being offered on how to vape in order to achieve all the benefits that vaping offers.

Dr. Grav Polisoto will be teaching new vapers not only how to properly vape but also what personal improvements you can expect to immediately see by moving into a vaping life style.

Some of the general benefits are: 1. vaping is easy and convenient 2. vaping can save you money, time, and hassle 3. it totally helps you relax 4. makes you smell good 5. can boost your social image 6. gives you something to tweet about.

7. Vaping is a healthy way to consume your consumables smoke-free 8. you’ll notice improvements in your oral hygiene, skin health, blood circulation, lung capacity and an improved sense of smell and taste.

9. You can have temperature control of your vapables while being able to choose between portable and large desktop vaporizers.

10. Vaporizers are durable and will most likely be around a lot longer than you, but vaping is something you can do until the day you die.

Sign up for Beginning Vaping Classes at any fitness center or wherever healthy products are sold.

Dr. Grav Polisoto (whose letters in his name re-arrange into Vaporologist) want all vapers to Be Proud Of Your Cloud!

Next Fargo Air Show Promises Some Amazing Never-Seen-Before Acts

One amazing act involves jets flying in opposite directions but sharing the same smoke trail!

Fargo, ND – The upcoming Fargo Air Show has somehow put together fifteen new acts and entertainment for people who think they’ve seen everything.

Yo, you ain’t seen nothing like this year’s line-up of aerial grande entertainment!

Here is a “summerized” listing of fifteen reasons why you should not miss this next Fargo Air Show:

The Flying Nuns
Giant Space Cannon
Phone Drone juggling
Stealth bomber rides
Mega G-Force Stimulator
Mach Four demonstrations
Jet Pack Races for all ages
Snoopy’s Sopwith Camel flyover
Meet & Greet some NASA monkeys
Cloud Seeding by the Rainmakers
Princess Layla’s Star Wars ship
Opposite-direction jet smoke trails
Wright Brothers 1st flight re-enactment
Trained Bald Eagles flying in formations
Vertical hot air balloon rides to stratosphere

Super Fans Will Blow Storm Clouds Away

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Dr. Martin Zeeb proudly unveils his Super Fans.

Fanshawe, Oklahoma – The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) now possesses the capability of eliminating bad storm clouds.

A special team of scientists led by Dr. Martin Zeeb have finally perfected the means by which we can literally blow nasty clouds out of the sky.

Dr. Zeeb explains: “By using a series of massive high-tech fans, we can create a very focused wind vortex which will cause the dissipation of cloud formations.”

Testing went from computerized modeling to large indoor laboratories and finally culminated with full-scale outdoor trials.

Recent declassified test results show that these truck-mounted fans use space station technology to produce a maximal torque ratio not unlike a jet engine.

When no storm clouds are threatening, the fans can be rented to scare the living shit out of your friends while they unexpectedly sit comfortably in their tranquil homes.