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CNN’s Anderson Pooper Gets South Park Award For Swearing 81 Times In One Hour

Cooper, TX – History was made last night when Anderson Pooper swore 81 times on an hour long prime-time show. After Anderson decided to say “shit-hole” once, the dam had been broken, and it and variations of it...

Jon Stewart Tears Apart CNN on Boston Reporting

  They have narrowed the identity of the bombing suspect down to either a “dark-skinned male, possible white, or maybe a woman,” “a fat Hispanic baby,” or “a dog on its hind legs wearing glasses and a hat.”...